that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
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why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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