I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Imagine two people making love on top of a unicorn . . . my life is the opposite of that.
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
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