I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
