Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
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