Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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