I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
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sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
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Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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