what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
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that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
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Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
The EMT told me when I left the ER "I'd like to take off your pants again and inspect your package. Just not during a medical emergency..." We're hooking up tonight.
Points for getting a hot hook up after getting a shard of glass in your thigh. Almost makes it worth it.
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
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