Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
My fucking roommate unpluged my alarm; I pissed on his clean clothes.
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
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