Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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