Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
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