Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
Blood and glitter go together right?
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I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
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Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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