Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
Ok I'm drunk as fuck already at 529 and this waitress started flirting with me, I wanna bang her for acknowledging my existence
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
Randomize
