Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Dude, just walked by a homeless guy pissing on the sidewalk while he was screaming at his wang. God, I love this city.
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
He did a backflip because drugs
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