wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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