i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
Even the bartender felt bad for me
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
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And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
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Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
Enjoy your early 30’s! You’re still young enough to catch a twenty something that can fuck 4 times a day, hot enough to date forty year old penises that can last long enough to give you multiple orgasms
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