Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
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Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
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No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
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