Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
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im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
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If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
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