3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
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