do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
I'm sobbing to NWA
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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