piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
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Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
Are we still banned from the library?
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
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I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
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