What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
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Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
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My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
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