Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
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