He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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