I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
sarcasm needs its own font
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
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