am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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