I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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