Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
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i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
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Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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