wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
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I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
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we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
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