People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
Randomize