i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
MIDGETS
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I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
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