wat bout pragnant strippers??
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
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