So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
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You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
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A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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