I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
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facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
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I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
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