Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
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