Sry I called you an 8
my best friend tried to rape me with a pineapple
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
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how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
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Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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