What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
Using the balance in my bank account I just calculated how many fifths of vodka I can buy this year. Don't let me buy food, all my money is reserved for alcohol
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
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