i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
Wtf did i hit my head on?
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