if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
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so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
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I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
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