let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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