We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
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almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
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All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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