Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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