But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
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I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
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nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
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