dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
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Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
So essentially hes paying me $150k/year for the rest of his career to not have sex
SERIOUSLY? WTF! why cant I find a super hot, super gay, super conservative christian NFL player in need of a beard?
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
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So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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