Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
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As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
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It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
When are your genitals available?
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
You were sober bartending last night right?
Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly
Romantic
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