we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
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The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
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Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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