Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
i already hear my dad disowning me
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
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