I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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