what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
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pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
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Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
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