dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
