I felt like helen keller
But she could have totally found that shit before me
i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
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why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
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Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
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