when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
Tornado booty call.. dedication
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
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