how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
So I had a Liz Lemon moment today....went to Chipotle to get my "cheer me up" burrito bowl for the 4th time this week and the chipotle guy sighed and said always the same huh?
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
Randomize
