4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
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