hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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