I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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