We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
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