ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
Randomize
