I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
There was jim beam in your oven. I just preheated it.
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
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