wake up i wanna do it froggy style
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
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