the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
I need to calm my uterus...
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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